When the numbers just don’t add up

Ever had a client insist they need a million-dollar loan but their credit score is lower than my high school math grades? It’s like trying to bake a cake with no ingredients. You end up with a lot of disappointment and a hole in your budget. Anyone else got wild loan requests that made you chuckle?

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